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Teachers are robots...

...students are comedians

"Can I get my asthma medicine, I’m TWEEZING?"
- 8 year old esthetician
Reading has really inspired one of my students to express her feelings about another student!

Reading has really inspired one of my students to express her feelings about another student!

I’m right there with ya!

Today, one of my students came stomping to my desk. After I asked her what was wrong she said, “I just want to be under my blankie, in my bed with all of my presents!”

"Mrs. So-and-So, can I wash my hands for fun?"
- uber-clean 8 year old

New School Year, New Comedians

I’m still teaching third graders but this year girls rule the roost—22 girls, 16 boys! These kids are funnier than ever! I can’t wait to share quotes, stories and drawings with you all. Love, Mrs. So-and-So

Stressed Out

Student: When are you going to call drinks?
Mrs. So-and-So: In just a bit…
Student: The reason I ask is I’m stressed out. When I’m stressed, I use all the water I have in my body.

"I have a beauty mark, so I’m going to grow up into a beautiful girl!"
- 3rd Grade Beauty Queen

I wish, kid, I wish

Today, I was drawing a math problem on the board using different shapes/symbols. When I drew hearts, one student blurted out, “Oh no, Mrs. So-and-So is in love!”

dietcokeandasmoke:

Its Sunday for goodness sake!xxxxxxxxxxxx 

Need to remember this, like daily!

dietcokeandasmoke:

Its Sunday for goodness sake!xxxxxxxxxxxx 

Need to remember this, like daily!

(Source: southern-silver, via gallivantingandgrass)